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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 07:43

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

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